Hello Internet... it's been a couple days hasn't it? Well I'd have to say a little longer than a couple days, but who cares right? Eh who even knows anymore. So as you are wondering with the Title. Well that is a long story to be explained below in the dark depths of what I call my blog. If my blog were a location it would be a very sinister basement with everything around you slightly disturbing for reasons you don't know. Then you will hear that poor kitten, it will be scared. Scared like a kitten from Soviet Russia. Where in Soviet Russia, kitten scares you. Oh hell... I'm rambling on again. I guess this can be somewhat beneficial to me right now. Eh I'll take my risks...
So today was pretty normal except for the fact, just there I forgot how to spell normal and who ever said vision quests were normal. Basically I got some Salvia and went to town with Vogue the Second. I swear I took 30 hits of it... I pretty much mutilated the bag... There is a fourth of an ounce left... Anyway I remember getting to my fifteenth hit and thinking...
NOW HERE IS THE PART YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
Snow White sitting in her cottage... She's standing at the windowsill while loading a bowl of whatever and all of a sudden these singing animals just come up to her and they are all singing. It was so happy. I mean I was by a window, and that is when it hit me that I wished I was Snow White and all the animals would come help me load my bowl of Salvia as we sat back and sang songs.
So as this is going on I am trying to convince Lex that it's not effecting me and continue to do more hits. Keep in mind I am standing up when all of a sudden I just start talking about how cool it would be if Tony and Marcus were glowsticking and something about Kangaroos. Like Tony had kangaroo lights and Honestly it made no fucking sense. That subject soon changed to how the smoke was a bunch of pixels turning to vapor. Then how I wished that I could see unicorns running across the rainbow and at the end would be the Power Rangers. Honestly I was really messed up.
After taking my final hit I was escorted home where I felt like I had cinder block shoes on. Then I proceeded to get in the car when I put on Concord Dawn - Morning Light. Right while we are driving down the freeway. Lol it was so funny cause the bass dropped and I started to scream and claim I was riding a roller coaster. After riding my so called roller coaster I then proceeded to say that I was a tree, and that if I was a real tree I would enjoy it. Something about how trees live a long time and I could listen to dub step while my roots grew in the soil. I guess what I'm trying to say is I had a good vision quest. Being a tree and all. Also it was overall a good trip I should really say.
Well I added a new YouTube video. Which I will post here:
Well I know this isn't what most of you wanted to read about, but I thought it was funny and it kept me pretty damn entertained for awhile. See you soon my internet friends!
VogueXTC