Hello Internet, yet again we meet face to face for an EPIC battle of epicness? Fuck, I have no idea what that was... I feel lame yet again. Thanks Internet! Anyway, so I was thinking: I'm pretty sure that I have either lost my mind or that my mother has dropped me on my head several times as an infant. Either way, I'm not all here. As I have said before, I feel like the real Alice in Wonderland almost 90% of time. Most of my life has been one huge ball of utter confusion. Most importantly though I thought I would start off by saying: Yes I like to make fun of myself. What better way, it makes people laugh right?
Well as stated in yesterdays post I do go to school on Saturdays, because that is what us hairstylists in training do. We waste all our day (8 hours) in school, while our friends are out dicking around and frankly it kinda pisses me off. I'm really sorry, but I would like to have fun for once! Anyway as always I did shit today. I got another four credits and I felt pretty successful in life. Well that is half of the required credits that I need for the day, but it literally took me all day to roll a perm cause I have the attention span of a 4 year old. Which to put that into perspective is about (if your lucky) 30 minutes.
During my lunch break I smoked hookah. While doing that we were giving the sex talk to Hannah and that had to be the funniest thing ever. Not only that but I have major skills at smoking hookah *wink wink* if you all know what I mean. (new inside joke, I will never be explaining this one except in person). Continuing on with my day...
My friend Lex came in for a haircut at 4:30... Yes I wanted to kill him, because school gets out at around 5. Mind I was on a 30 day leave and hell... It takes me forever to do a haircut anymore cause everything looks WRONG about that persons haircut. Lucky for me it was well worth it. I got a 10 dollar tip that basically led to better things though out my day.
After cutting Lex's hair he had picked me up from my house and drove me to Dana's. Which is pretty awesome. No, I did not get my car back today. Hopefully I will have my car back by tomorrow. More on that tomorrow. Back to what I was saying: I showed up at Dana's where I was like, "I got 10 bucks! Lets go play some F.E.A.R!". This seemed like a very good idea until we didn't have a ride and ended up walking I swear a mile and a half. Now let me give you the details to this walk...
Today I decided to wear my favorite sandals, mind I mention these sandals are not for walking or standing for long periods of time. As you can imagine my feet hurt like hell and my legs and ass burned more than a person with an STD. Lol I did complain the whole time, because I am female and that is what most of us do. We annoy you will our constant complaining on basically everything.
Well Dana, Marcus, and I ended up finally at the Hunter Library. This is where Dana called Tony, while I was calling Dave to ask him to save me. We all understand the circumstances, well I hope you do. I don't really want to talk too much on that subject. So, Tony picked us up and took us to GameStar where we played an hour of F.E.A.R. I actually really liked it for a shooter (which I'm terrible at!) Though with a little Drop Dead Gorgeous playing in the background I got used to the game pretty quick. From what Tony says I do better than most beginners. I guess that's a good thing if I'm good at running around and shooting people?
After the game Tony ran back to get his computer to show the guy at the computer repair (GameStar) store. While he was off doing this I went to the gas station to pick up some food. I was starving my ass off. Well Chris went with me and then left me there all alone. I swear I was going to cry. There was this scary black lady who was complaining that her Black and Mild was stale and that it was complete bullshit. I was expecting her to pull out her gun and shoot everyone cause her damn Black and Mild wasn't good enough... I was just hungry.
After that Dave Finally met up with us. Now to let you know a little about Dave. He is one of my closest friends. He and I pretty much talk about anything and everything, we barely hide anything from each other. Well you are probably thinking: Why don't you date him? Well I have, but I feel he and I work out much better as friends. So Dave met up with us and we hung out for a quick bit. Basically he and I just goofed off as Tony was getting something done with his computer.
After that I went to a theater in Magna called the Empress? (Is this correct guys?) Well, we went there to see an improv show. I have to say it was really funny and I would definitely go again. I wish I could do something like this in my life. I only say this because my life is one big improv show and I just throw shit out there. It usually makes people laugh or giggle. Soon after the show we took Chris back home, then soon after Tony took Dana, Marcus, and I back to their home. Where my night will probably still continue with adventures. I can almost guarantee this! I mean it is already fucking Sunday! I'm posting this shit on Sunday! Well I'll post the rest today... Cause it is Sunday. FML.
I rate Saturday a 4 out of 5. It was a great day and I hope to have more like these. Tomorrow should be interesting. I will hopefully be getting my car back. Finding a ride back home so I can leave home if that makes sense? Thanks for reading, and enjoy my recent formspring questions with answers!
VogueXTC
Why are you such a fat cunt?
I'm not sure... I try so hard every day to be a skinny one, but it just never really works out.
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